Mystery Vehicle Week 6 Entries!

Mystery Vehicle Week 6 Entries!

By Brian on Sep 21, 2012 @ 10:25. In: Big Squid RC, Contest

Week 6!

That’s right, after a short break, we are back! We figured everyone was getting tired of posting a comment every day, so we thought we’d give you a few days rest.

If you have not heard, we are giving away a Dozen Mystery Vehicles! One a Week for the next 12 weeks! The vehicles may by nitro or electric and are from the following companies: ARRMA RC, Team Durango, Duratrax, and Thunder Tiger!

So how it’s going down this week. You need to enter a comment below, but this time around to keep everyone on their toes, we need your comment to be in the form of a small poem, rhyme, or rap. ALL entries must be in by 8pm cst. Monday September 24th. And we will announce a winner at 10pm CST. Don’t worry, the winner will still be random from all valid entries.

Because of shipping issues, this contest is limited to the continental United States Only. Sorry. Getting radio and other equipment overseas and across boarders lately just isn’t that easy any more, and costly.

Comments left on the Facebook page do NOT count. You must enter a comment on the Big Squid RC webpage.

You can enter more than once, but it won’t help your chances.. but if you are feeling extra creative, feel free to share.

Comments are turned on for this post! Start rhyming!

I’ll get ya started.. there once was a squid from nantucket (PS.. keep it clean! )

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On September 21, 2012 @ 10:32 am

Hector J broke a vow of silence to say:

Come on free stuff
- On September 21, 2012 @ 7:07 pm
  
  Sean Gardner attempted to articulate the following, but failed:
  
  This is not a valid entry. small poem, rhyme, or rap. Disqualified
On September 21, 2012 @ 10:32 am

Joe Cimino broke a vow of silence to say:

…that came from the sea by the bucket.
they swam and they swayed,
but with great dismay,
they were calamari by supper!
On September 21, 2012 @ 10:33 am

Tony Feliciti's mouth spewed forth:

R C Short course R C Short course
Hack fest time, hack fest time
ball cups are a popping, ball cups are a popping
D N F, D N F
On September 21, 2012 @ 10:36 am

lbenton said:

Another roll of the dice
On September 21, 2012 @ 10:43 am

Robert Ruggiero attempted to articulate the following, but failed:

Violets are blue Roses are red,I would love to win this giveaway instead…
On September 21, 2012 @ 10:43 am

Derek Rader commented thusly:

Yeah!
On September 21, 2012 @ 10:44 am

Joey broke a vow of silence to say:

Roses are red, Violets are blue…
I need a new RC, How about you???
On September 21, 2012 @ 10:52 am

kyle riedel commented thusly:

That sat upon his lonely bucket. He waved hello, eating jellow, thinking “why does everyone have a evil stare at me.
On September 21, 2012 @ 10:54 am

Mike King opened their gaping maw and spake:

This is it, I told myself I was a winner.. but I probly lied to myself.
On September 21, 2012 @ 10:57 am

Jesse Vaughn attempted to articulate the following, but failed:

Durangos are red thunder tigers are blue my o my was that a duratrax that blew past you.
On September 21, 2012 @ 11:03 am

Brandon commented thusly:

Another week, another. Please pick me, or I might die.
On September 21, 2012 @ 11:08 am

Kyle Cooper said:

I need something good so I can show up all the racers in the RC hood!
On September 21, 2012 @ 11:11 am

El Stinko commented thusly:

I need a new race car
without it, I will never be a track star.
Losing every week
makes me an RC geek.
I work on my driving,
but my junk is always sliding,
and casing the jumps
has earned me the nickname of “Rookie.”
So gimme some free stuff,
but not too good,
I still need an excuse
for hitting the wood.
On September 21, 2012 @ 11:16 am

Taylor Smith said:

there once was a squid from nantucket
he was gonna give me a free RC but was a little reluctant!
On September 21, 2012 @ 11:18 am

Waylon's mouth spewed forth:

Drove my rc truck into a wall, man i lucked out and it didnt take a fall. All because of bigsquidrc review of the ruckus, i lucked out and am going to save a couple buckus!!!
On September 21, 2012 @ 11:18 am

Justin proclaimed on this day:

I once drove my slash into a tree.
It broke into more parts than I could see.
One hit my eye.
I started to cry.
Then all of my friends laughed at me.
On September 21, 2012 @ 11:25 am

Jason Owens said:

I guess I can enter even though I won’t win
On September 21, 2012 @ 11:28 am

Jory commented thusly:

Seriously…..a rhyme?
You act like I have that kind of time.
You should just give the prize to me.
I’m the most deserving, don’t you see?
…hey, wait…
On September 21, 2012 @ 11:35 am

Steve C said:

Squidily diddly has 12 arms!
Squidily diddly threw us all great charms!
A free rc to the winners for 12 weeks!
Boy isn’t it so sweet!
Big squid RC just can’t be beat!!
On September 21, 2012 @ 11:37 am

JoeO commented thusly:

Let’s do this again…winner..winner. chicken dinner!!!
On September 21, 2012 @ 11:38 am

Eddie F proclaimed on this day:

I visited a page on Big Squid
And submitted a comment I did
I hope to win this contest
so I can feel like the best
but if not off to eBay I bid
On September 21, 2012 @ 11:39 am

Mike bailey attempted to articulate the following, but failed:

Be awesome to win one fellows!
On September 21, 2012 @ 11:45 am

Jesse said:

I’m old and tired and I don’t rhyme
but I need some new stuff so I’ll try this time
All these new products coming on the scene
I want to try them but I don’t have the green
So Big Squid’s a promising they’ll give me a chance
So I gots my fingers crossed wearing my lucky pants
If I win a new truck not only will I be pleased
I won’t have to keep hereing” can I drive Grandpa PLEEEEEEZ”
On September 21, 2012 @ 11:45 am

Rick said:

I feel the need for RC Speed
On September 21, 2012 @ 11:52 am

Derrick attempted to articulate the following, but failed:

I hope I win a nice buggy
from the guys at big squid RC
it would make me happy
On September 21, 2012 @ 12:00 pm

Jeff Podina opened their gaping maw and spake:

Squiddy, diddy, doooo….I need a new RC more than you!
On September 21, 2012 @ 12:01 pm

fennec's mouth spewed forth:

derp
On September 21, 2012 @ 12:01 pm

Ryan N. said:

Roses are red violets are blue I hate driving my slash in to dog pooh.
On September 21, 2012 @ 12:05 pm

Kevin said this nonsense:

I would love to win a truggy
Or maybe evens buggy
If I had a monster truck
I might never get stuck
I could hit the trails with a scaler
Or go to the track with a new racer
On September 21, 2012 @ 12:15 pm

biff's mouth spewed forth:

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
On September 21, 2012 @ 12:19 pm

jimbo74 said:

things look kinda grim,
i really need to win,
can’t play in the sand,
without a cool rc in my hand.
On September 21, 2012 @ 12:19 pm

Jerry said:

Does this have to rhyme
cuz my rapping is weak
But I’m not too meek
To ask that this be my time
On September 21, 2012 @ 12:20 pm

george silliman's mouth spewed forth:

here i sit with nothing to do, so i write this poem just for you. hopefully ill win a new free car,if not ill enter again,hardy har har…..
On September 21, 2012 @ 12:23 pm

Matthew Powers attempted to articulate the following, but failed:

Ahem…Yo…..Yo..CHeck me out right here yo,
Im dropin this phat rhyme
an I’m gavin’ a good time
all it takes is a few choice lines
and that free r/c vehicle will be all mines [sic]
- On September 22, 2012 @ 7:55 pm
  
  Sean Gardner opened their gaping maw and spake:
  
  Thats a Dope rhyme
On September 21, 2012 @ 1:07 pm

sam s said:

There once was a squid from Nantucket.
To big of a squid for a bucket.
He had a short course,
that could outrun a horse.
He was the big squid from Nantucket!
On September 21, 2012 @ 1:12 pm

Tracy M said this nonsense:

BIG SQUID ROCKS!
On September 21, 2012 @ 1:42 pm

Dave said:

This is great!
On September 21, 2012 @ 1:56 pm

Isaiah Rosencrans broke a vow of silence to say:

do, do, do da, di da….traxxas mini revo, half sized ken block, mini slash, brushed summit oh my gawd another mini slash, ford mustang vxl, mini rally vxl, brushed ford mustang, and kyles mothers busch… do do, di da, do da…. Mini ford fiesta, mini grave digger… how about a mini.. battleship, brushed mini revo, second mini brushed replica.. HPI.. OH MY GAWD HERE COMES ANOTHER SAVAGE…. =0
On September 21, 2012 @ 2:13 pm

Marc Deaso opened their gaping maw and spake:

This Weeks giveaway will be mine
If you want to enter, that’s just fine
It wouldn’t be considered a sin
As long as you know I will win
My new RC will most definitely shine
On September 21, 2012 @ 2:29 pm

mason morris broke a vow of silence to say:

i open a window and a breez rolls in and i jizz
i check my phone and saw you rang and i jizz
i go out into the pouring rain and i jizz, RUCKA NUCKA FO’EVER
On September 21, 2012 @ 2:35 pm

Nate's mouth spewed forth:

Dirt & mud jungle where dreams are made of
There’s nothing you can’t do
Now you’ve won with Big Squid
These winnings will make you feel brand new
Big jumps will inspire you
Let’s hear it for Big Squid
On September 21, 2012 @ 2:38 pm

xerxes said:

evrybody stop da pressis, kuz xerxes is heer!
hees a recoverin alkaholik, but pass him a beer!

kuz its party time, & hees inda house,
2many drinks & heel b waring mandis blouse!

dancin onda tables, hees a belly dancer today,
Cubby throws pennys kuz dats all he gets paid!!!

manny throws singls, its all in good fun.
jeff hoy cant throw anythng xcept a tantrum!!!

me & him playd football once, he was da quartrbak.
tim & brian blitzd us & jeff hoy got sakd!

he fumbld da ball & lost us da game.
& 2 make mattrs worse, his ankle got spraind!!!

den he got upset & his eyes startd 2 tear.
wen xerxes sed hees seen bettr arms on a chair!!!

dis is all tru. u can ask anyone.
whos playd flag football wif bigsquid for fun!!!!!!
On September 21, 2012 @ 2:41 pm

shawn roy said this nonsense:

I want in…LOL
On September 21, 2012 @ 3:04 pm

lance said:

Buggies are nice but the person that c but the person that came up with this contest is very very clever
On September 21, 2012 @ 3:07 pm

kevin patrick's mouth spewed forth:

over the triples into the lead
the others will be jealous
cause BSRC gave me a Durango for free
On September 21, 2012 @ 3:15 pm

Greg opened their gaping maw and spake:

Im here everyday!
Ive been trying for 6 weeks!
Make my wishes come true!
So i don’t have to spend another week with the boo hoos!
I can’t rhyme!
But you get the point!
So give me free shit!
Pleae! lol
On September 21, 2012 @ 3:16 pm

Michael Lettieri proclaimed on this day:

I’m in.
On September 21, 2012 @ 3:20 pm

Brian proclaimed on this day:

I Post.
I Win.
I Hope.
On September 21, 2012 @ 3:33 pm

jamie myhre's mouth spewed forth:

Mine
On September 21, 2012 @ 3:52 pm

Doug Gernaat's mouth spewed forth:

… he ate rcsoup and puked it.
On September 21, 2012 @ 4:26 pm

Sean Fredericks opened their gaping maw and spake:

In it to win it is what I say, come on BigSquid, pick me today.
On September 21, 2012 @ 4:27 pm

Alex opened their gaping maw and spake:

I write strange, original parodies
When stupid bs is allowed
Then Cubby has a 10-watt-bulb
And shouts out, loud and proud,
“This Alex is getting annoying, he thinks he is something unique,
let’s make everyone use their brains, be creative, so to speak!”
And from toilets across America, redneck rc’ers record their thoughts,
Oh, when Monday rolls around, there’s sure to be lots and lots!
So, while I surely will not win, I now have a new goal:
Get you guys to ban me, for being a freeloader troll!
On September 21, 2012 @ 4:32 pm

jon tet said:

beans, beans
the musical fruit
the more you eat
the more you toot,
the more you toot
the better you feel
now you’re ready for another meal
On September 21, 2012 @ 4:36 pm

Reaper broke a vow of silence to say:

I really hope to win a new truck but doubt I will with my darn luck!!
On September 21, 2012 @ 4:40 pm

lil reaper broke a vow of silence to say:

Heck far, I love to play with my RC car
On September 21, 2012 @ 4:43 pm

Jim ellison commented thusly:

SiX is my lucky number!
On September 21, 2012 @ 4:45 pm

kirk's mouth spewed forth:

I had a blast when I smashed it, bashed it, totally trashed it. Now I need a new one so I crash it
On September 21, 2012 @ 5:17 pm

Mike D. said:

please please please please please please please pick me!!!!
On September 21, 2012 @ 5:19 pm

Bruno said:

When is the announcements for winners?
On September 21, 2012 @ 5:57 pm

dannydietze broke a vow of silence to say:

Back for more
On September 21, 2012 @ 5:59 pm

LOS JR broke a vow of silence to say:

COME ON, PAPA NEEDS A NEW RC !!!! ;{
On September 21, 2012 @ 6:04 pm

isaac's mouth spewed forth:

Please Big Squid
Hook me up
Im just a young gun
wanting a new truck
On September 21, 2012 @ 6:21 pm

VIkram said:

Some dude got a MT4-G3
For free.
What do I get Big Squid RC.
I would love something from Durango or ARRMA or Thunder Tiger you see.
But I don’t have the dough, my pocket’s empty.
So come on Squid, wrangle up something for me!
On September 21, 2012 @ 6:42 pm

Mike Singleton's mouth spewed forth:

lets go!
On September 21, 2012 @ 6:42 pm

jerry stephens commented thusly:

another click count. Can I have a car please?
On September 21, 2012 @ 6:58 pm

Mike proclaimed on this day:

Me me meeeeeeeee!!!!
On September 21, 2012 @ 6:59 pm

Sean Gardner proclaimed on this day:

MAMBA ON SMASH, NOT LOOKING TO CRASH, SMOKIN GRASS WHEN YOU TUG ON GAS NOW LOOK AT MY EMAXX, MY EMAXX IS AMAZING!!
On September 21, 2012 @ 7:02 pm

Stephen Gerfen broke a vow of silence to say:

A change in the game.
I wonder what the prize is.
It is raining now.
On September 21, 2012 @ 7:04 pm

Jason Montgomery opened their gaping maw and spake:

Oh, rc car.
You jump so high
You go so fast.
Why can’t you let my money last?
The squid knows why, he is wise
He may even give me a little prize.
On September 21, 2012 @ 7:46 pm

Ralph Kittrell commented thusly:

Bigsquidrc is the site for me,
especially when they are giving away rc’s for free,
pull up a chair while i grab my bango,
and rap about free rc’s like team durango,
On September 21, 2012 @ 8:29 pm

Gray Malkmus proclaimed on this day:

Yo yo yo
My name is Gray
I’m ready to win
And run an arrma
Or durango
Or thunder tiger…
….
Yo yo yo
On September 21, 2012 @ 8:39 pm

tom frankito opened their gaping maw and spake:

I love to race the rc short course.
My wife would rather I did not.
Once I snuck out and she called me a snot,
now I just race in the back lot!
On September 21, 2012 @ 8:44 pm

Tim Mastenbrook proclaimed on this day:

there once was asquid from Nantucket…
my new jumping Big Squid winning truck he must duck it!
On September 21, 2012 @ 8:45 pm

Todd K broke a vow of silence to say:

To win or not to win, now that is the question.
On September 21, 2012 @ 9:02 pm

Mitchell carroll said:

I had an rc. It was stolen from me. I’ve been crying all day. Like a little bay bay. My car hit a wall and that was my rc downfall..
On September 21, 2012 @ 9:04 pm

chaz l. commented thusly:

You gotta put them in there place before the race!
On September 21, 2012 @ 9:05 pm

chaz l. broke a vow of silence to say:

You gotta put them in their place before the race!
On September 21, 2012 @ 9:29 pm

torquelover said:

Got back in the hobby, hello ECX Torment.
Was for the kid, the low price was heaven sent.
Kid got bored, on the shelf it went.
Brushless and lipo, oh no the axles are bent!
UPS to the rescue, VXL axles they sent.
A few months later, life is boring now, with just one Torment.
Come on Big Squid, send another truck for our entertainment!
On September 21, 2012 @ 9:44 pm

Brian Rohe said:

Roses are red
My cars always broken
So give me a new one
And it too will get broken!
On September 21, 2012 @ 9:55 pm

Natalie frankito said:

My husband has a lot of rc cars.
They are spread all over the garage.
If you pick me to win the contest,
It’s my turn to make a mess!
On September 21, 2012 @ 10:18 pm

Reapers Wife proclaimed on this day:

Here I sit,all broken hearted. Dying to win but, this is retarded.
On September 21, 2012 @ 10:23 pm

Duston commented thusly:

there once was a squid from nantucket
…that wrapped its tentacles around a bucket
It lifted it high
Then let out a sigh
Then grunted real loud and chucked it.
On September 21, 2012 @ 10:25 pm

Craig T proclaimed on this day:

Nothing rhymes with orange!
On September 21, 2012 @ 11:42 pm

mark batchelor said this nonsense:

Booya
On September 22, 2012 @ 1:14 am

Adam Watson opened their gaping maw and spake:

MC/RC in da house!
Rap song, rap song, we sing our rap song and the crowd goes wild.
Hey shawty, ya reely lookin nice, let me take ya to da moovies cuz I know you like.
Let me take you to da moovies shawty, a little later and you will be my baby, let’s sit down and just be by my side, I got da popcorn, I know just what you like. Yo, this be a tribute to Bangs, best rappa alive. Gets me some RC, reel EZ, when I get it for free, from BSRCeeeeeeee, boyeeeeeeee, ah yeeeeeeah
On September 22, 2012 @ 3:17 am

Jason Brown broke a vow of silence to say:

Yo yo yo chillIin like a villan with a free rc!! That’s right pick me!!
On September 22, 2012 @ 6:48 am

Clay Berry proclaimed on this day:

Yo Yo Yo, Whats up Rc Dogs,
I need me a new rc to run in the Mud Boggs!
Needs to be wicked and sick,
Something new from Week Six!
Yeah thats me just chillin’,
Sitting back hoping for a winning!
On September 22, 2012 @ 6:50 am

Laura said:

My name is Laura!
And I want Morea!!
R/C R/C!
yeapee yeapee!
On September 22, 2012 @ 7:29 am

jkennedy said:

duratrax,arrma rc, what will it be.thunder tiger,team durango.could it be. find out in one short week.
On September 22, 2012 @ 8:44 am

Tiffany said:

There once was a squid from nantucket that jumped out the big red bucket, and said where is my RTR RC because I’m ready to truck it!
On September 22, 2012 @ 8:46 am

John broke a vow of silence to say:

So nerved up about who is to win, please BigSquid don’t let it be kin. Give this here stranger a chance, untold fortunes await at first glance. Hence do not prance and invite me to thy wonderful dance.
On September 22, 2012 @ 9:30 am

Reapers Wife opened their gaping maw and spake:

Hey,I just met you,and this is crazy,so here’s my entry,so pick me maybe
On September 22, 2012 @ 9:33 am

Reapers said:

R.C. racing is my life! I love it about as much as I love my wife!
On September 22, 2012 @ 9:43 am

Jeff Robichaud said:

I say hey,
I want to win today,
So why not pick mey,
So hey hey im the winner today
On September 22, 2012 @ 9:45 am

Cliff Matthews said:

I want to win an R/C car.
My chances of winning could not be more far.
So pleae pick me and you will see,
I will be very grateful since I have no money!
On September 22, 2012 @ 10:48 am

Nick OConnor said this nonsense:

I hope I win the the rc monster truck,
With all the entries lately I’ll need some luck,
Hope to be takin a new rc crazy bashing,
Jumping over hills, eating up rocks and mashing!
On September 22, 2012 @ 10:49 am

John Cortes broke a vow of silence to say:

Count me in for week 6!
On September 22, 2012 @ 11:14 am

Taimur's mouth spewed forth:

I posted every here day,
Hoping I wouldn’t stray,
But Big Squid didn’t include me in the Giveaway,
I tried,
I cried,
but in the end I never qualified.
Now I’m back,
hoping to win so I can hit the track.
Please read my post,
because if I don’t win,
this laptop will be toast.
Keep me from forever becoming a Ghost.
Your friend and Fan,
T – who loves you the Most.
On September 22, 2012 @ 11:37 am

mark vanderwerf said:

New AE short course buggy give away???
On September 22, 2012 @ 11:51 am

cecil kates's mouth spewed forth:

I love freebies
On September 22, 2012 @ 11:59 am

LOS JR proclaimed on this day:

DAD IS READY 4 A NEW RC !!! COME ON, LEZ DO IT……………..
On September 22, 2012 @ 12:32 pm

RichE Rich said this nonsense:

By entering the contest i know i have a better chance at winning then by not entering! LOL.
On September 22, 2012 @ 12:55 pm

isaac's mouth spewed forth:

i plead
a new rc is what i need!
On September 22, 2012 @ 1:16 pm

Mike said:

Just realized my last entry was valid so…. Roses are red, violets are blue, give me the prize or I’ll light this bag of dog poo!
On September 22, 2012 @ 1:28 pm

Daniel Rosengren opened their gaping maw and spake:

hi
On September 22, 2012 @ 1:39 pm

bryan opened their gaping maw and spake:

I don’t need to make a rap, i will win it anyway
On September 22, 2012 @ 3:44 pm

Kevin broke a vow of silence to say:

pick meeeeeeeeeeee
On September 22, 2012 @ 3:47 pm

Mike bailey said this nonsense:

I’m the winner this week I just know it!
On September 22, 2012 @ 3:54 pm

Justin P.'s mouth spewed forth:

Enter to win
On Big Squid RC
Only six more weeks
To claim your RC for FREE!
On September 22, 2012 @ 4:07 pm

Tridachnid said this nonsense:

Franklins tower there hangs a bell. It may have one good ring you may tell. One ring by night, one ring by day. It’ll ring like fire if you lose your way.
On September 22, 2012 @ 4:26 pm

Harry said:

I’m in….still
On September 22, 2012 @ 5:56 pm

Megan said:

Gears of the hardened steel,
Arms of fiber laced nylon,
By the time you read these words,
My brushless rc will be long gone!
On September 22, 2012 @ 6:10 pm

Jason brewer said this nonsense:

In the abyss the kraken waits
longing for the release of rc stash
for upon it’s tentacles shall it’s worth be weighted
so that all men shall know where to spend thy cash
and all will know what is best for the bash
On September 22, 2012 @ 6:40 pm

J. Little opened their gaping maw and spake:

I’m not a rapper, I seldom rhyme
havn”t wrote a poem in a very long time
But if thats requireed to win this rc
I’ll finsh this with, please pick me
On September 22, 2012 @ 7:44 pm

Marshall's mouth spewed forth:

Roses are red when you win.
My ESC is Blue by noon.
My Battery is Hot by then.
O’ How I yearn for a new Truck to Turn.
On September 22, 2012 @ 7:45 pm

jerry stephens proclaimed on this day:

ready and willing
On September 22, 2012 @ 7:47 pm

Bill Roberts proclaimed on this day:

Please give me an RC Truck
With these contsts I never have much luck
On September 22, 2012 @ 8:22 pm

Jason p proclaimed on this day:

Roses are red voilets are blue wish I win thanks to the bsrc crew
On September 22, 2012 @ 8:28 pm

Terry said:

There once was a man,
who had a big fan,
and came up with a plan,
to fly across a large span,
so he used a spray can,
to paint his fan tan,
and strapped it to his minivan,
the police enacted a ban,
but he drove past their sedan,
and now he fits inside of a can.
On September 22, 2012 @ 8:40 pm

Al Gio said:

There once was a squid from nantucket who couldn’t keep a lid on his bucket
For he bashed every day to take the boredum away
But with the high air of his jumps and the blazing speed of his ride
He often landed on his hood or cartwheeled on his side
So sadly today he awaits
For the glue to dry on his wheels as he ducttapes his lid with a gleen in his eye.
On September 22, 2012 @ 9:06 pm

airmayle said:

oh where oh where does my little free rc lie.
On September 22, 2012 @ 10:44 pm

mason morris said this nonsense:

i came by a bucket……
and then i screwed it…..
i lost all my posssions, so i said screw it
On September 22, 2012 @ 11:03 pm

Ragu proclaimed on this day:

Not to really sound whack,
but I’m gonna need my own shack
when I win this new RC
to show how awesome my car collection will be!
On September 22, 2012 @ 11:16 pm

Ryan n.'s mouth spewed forth:

What will I do for r.c. I rhyming rapping fool I may be?
On September 22, 2012 @ 11:19 pm

Kyle Cooper said:

If I win I will give to my next of kin!
On September 23, 2012 @ 12:58 am

LOS JR opened their gaping maw and spake:

ITS SUNDAY, TIME 2 C MY TEAM KICK SOME #$@.., OH YA, AND WIN A NEW RC ..
On September 23, 2012 @ 2:24 am

Izzy opened their gaping maw and spake:

Across the desert sands,
Came a gypsy caravan.
Men on camels,two by two.
I really love Big Squid RC too!
On September 23, 2012 @ 2:59 am

Jude said this nonsense:

I really want a new car
I haven’t won one so far
On September 23, 2012 @ 3:02 am

David said this nonsense:

IS IT MY TURN YET???
On September 23, 2012 @ 5:45 am

cecil kates said:

I’m really appreciate this promotion.
On September 23, 2012 @ 7:56 am

Steve S's mouth spewed forth:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
My kids have rc cars
And I want one too
On September 23, 2012 @ 8:02 am

Erich deesch said:

They did the bash
They did the RC bash
Oooooo they had a blast
The adults were bashing
And the trucks were smashing
They did the bash
The RC monster bash
On September 23, 2012 @ 9:35 am

Reaper said:

Here we go with another rhyme. I hate doing this every time. For a new rc truck I would kill,I just hope this contest is for real! Having to enter daily is enough without having to rhyme and stuff.So please let me win so I won’t have to rhyme ever again.
On September 23, 2012 @ 10:58 am

Landon proclaimed on this day:

I want a new rc to bash
I need a new rc to thrash
I hope i win, with some luck,
A brand new Buggy or short course truck!
Maybe i’ll take that rc off some ramps
with a Brushless system rated at 120 amps
I’ll bash this rc till’ it breaks in half
Or maybe i’ll race it on a track.
I hope i don’t loose a suspension pin
OMG i hope i win!
On September 23, 2012 @ 11:11 am

isaac's mouth spewed forth:

i woke up with a croissant
but an rc is what i really want
On September 23, 2012 @ 11:30 am

Mike bailey said this nonsense:

Be nice to win after my team choked yesterday.
On September 23, 2012 @ 11:44 am

Nick Gekoskie said this nonsense:

There once was a squid from nantucket,
Who ate his lunch in a bucket.
He was a tad chubby,
Must have been named Cubby
But when he entered and one a contest at bigsquidrc.com
That nobody got a smokin date to prom.

Thanks guys
On September 23, 2012 @ 11:46 am

Richard opened their gaping maw and spake:

OMD “Oh My Dog!”
On September 23, 2012 @ 12:57 pm

Reapers wife's mouth spewed forth:

It is getting really hard to make a rhyme every time. I have to win, don’t want to rhyme again!
On September 23, 2012 @ 2:16 pm

LANCE proclaimed on this day:

and happiness but it seems like m but it seems like my Rc collections always grows
On September 23, 2012 @ 3:01 pm

Tracy M attempted to articulate the following, but failed:

You ask me to make all my post clean but I still haven’t won a GOSH DARN THING!
On September 23, 2012 @ 3:54 pm

Geoff opened their gaping maw and spake:

No rhyming for me
Cause all I see
Is a new RC for me
Good luck everyone on tommarows drawing
On September 23, 2012 @ 4:52 pm

fletch said:

There once was a squid from Nantucket
Whose tentacles was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
If I had an RC I’d huck it.
On September 23, 2012 @ 5:14 pm

Ryan n. proclaimed on this day:

Roses are red violets are smelly I could really use a new Durango in my belly?
On September 23, 2012 @ 5:32 pm

Tridachnid opened their gaping maw and spake:

Meow, meow, meow, am I cow?
On September 23, 2012 @ 7:15 pm

Aaron Klapatch's mouth spewed forth:

The comment I leave should be a rhyme
this is poem is mine and only mine.
On September 23, 2012 @ 10:23 pm

george silliman broke a vow of silence to say:

im not a big fan of writing raps,but if its gets me a new car ill keep doing this crap
On September 23, 2012 @ 11:48 pm

Rick broke a vow of silence to say:

Roses are Red Violets are whatever
I can’t make a Poem, but I can bash where ever.
On September 23, 2012 @ 11:54 pm

Buck-O said this nonsense:

Big Squid is offering a contest for free R/C’s!
I looked at the rules and said, YES PLEASE!
I too some extra time…
Made sure my entry was a rhyme.
And completed my entry with ease.
On September 23, 2012 @ 11:56 pm

Evan attempted to articulate the following, but failed:

Yo yo look at me,
It’s time for me to win an rc.
I post everyday, but no luck you see,
Tomorrow will be the day
I ger an rc for free!
On September 23, 2012 @ 11:57 pm

Zach B opened their gaping maw and spake:

There once was a site called Bigsquid
Who bashed and flipped trucks on their lid
If you believe what they say
New is all they give away.
Those jokesters sure know how to kid.
On September 24, 2012 @ 1:05 am

LOS JR opened their gaping maw and spake:

ITS MONDAY, MY TEAM SPANKED THAT #@* ! OH YA , TIME 2 HAND OVER THAT NEW RC, OH YA ………
On September 24, 2012 @ 4:33 am

Jose Reyes's mouth spewed forth:

Gator Boots, with the pimped out Gucci suit
Ain’t got no job, but I stay sharp
Can’t pay my rent, cause all my money’s spent on Rc’s
I got a quarter charge lipo in my new Xo-1
But that’s alright cause I’m gon’ ride
got everything in my moma’s name
but I’m hood rich son
On September 24, 2012 @ 5:11 am

jerry stephens opened their gaping maw and spake:

add one more to the shameless click promotion…..
On September 24, 2012 @ 5:44 am

chris sias broke a vow of silence to say:

my name name is chris and i don’t want to miss this epic contest. big squid is their name. my rap is kinda lame but i want to win all the same.
On September 24, 2012 @ 6:04 am

Greg Allen said:

Roses are red, violets are blue, i’m a Schizophrenic, and so am I, and we would love to win!
On September 24, 2012 @ 7:16 am

Geoff said:

No rapping for me
cause my RC just hit a darn tree
So plz pick me to win that new RC
Today is Monday the day of the drawing
If you pick me no more parts will b flying
On September 24, 2012 @ 7:26 am

Mike King said:

Got to be today. This is the one.
On September 24, 2012 @ 8:25 am

cecil kates opened their gaping maw and spake:

6 is my lucky number
On September 24, 2012 @ 8:56 am

Jeramy Walburn said:

HUMPTY DUMPTY WENT FOR IT ALL. HOPPTY DUMPTY CRASHED INTO A WALL. HUMPTY DUMPTY HAD A GREAT FALL.
On September 24, 2012 @ 8:59 am

Ed attempted to articulate the following, but failed:

How do I love thee, BSRC? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
My brushless monster truck can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of bashing and ideal race
I love thee to the level of every day’s
Most quiet need, by sun and scale LED KC Daylight
On September 24, 2012 @ 9:05 am

benjamin frye's mouth spewed forth:

i would look great w- a new r.c.!
On September 24, 2012 @ 9:26 am

Jake Parrigan said:

Big Squid Rc is the place to read for all of your rc fantasy’s!
On September 24, 2012 @ 9:52 am

Kyle Cooper opened their gaping maw and spake:

If I rap like crap, can I still get an RC for me?
On September 24, 2012 @ 10:00 am

tridachnid's mouth spewed forth:

I like to drive my RC cars. My radio range is far. I bash it hear & I bash it there. No other driver can compare.
On September 24, 2012 @ 10:12 am

R/C in AZ broke a vow of silence to say:

Big Squid says what they mean,
and mean what they say.
Best web site ever.
Day after day.
On September 24, 2012 @ 10:30 am

Terry Baucom attempted to articulate the following, but failed:

The other day
We went out to play.
My son said I hate to be a bore
But my truck won’t run no more.
As he spoke
I new it was broke
We need a new one right away!
On September 24, 2012 @ 10:36 am

taylor opened their gaping maw and spake:

well i sucked at racing this weekend…..I wouldn’t mind winning
On September 24, 2012 @ 11:09 am

Jude's mouth spewed forth:

please let me win
my hope is getting thin
On September 24, 2012 @ 11:17 am

mason morris said this nonsense:

there once was a squid from nantucket who had a bucket
he thought why he was here and said
why dont i just forget it
On September 24, 2012 @ 11:30 am

Jeffro attempted to articulate the following, but failed:

Sing this like Biz Markie – Just a friend

Oh Big Squid you…you got that RCeeee
You say its just a truck, but I’ve got no kind of luck.
Oh Big Squid you…you got that RCeeee.
I need something to bash, and I want to save some cash.
OH BIG SQUID YOU…
On September 24, 2012 @ 11:40 am

Cory opened their gaping maw and spake:

there once was a squid from nantucket
who often drank nitro from buckets
then along came a lipo who sat down besides him
and now babies will be coming
On September 24, 2012 @ 12:07 pm

Sean broke a vow of silence to say:

Like a child likes to nap, like a hand likes to clap, I like to rap, and drive trucks, BOOM!
On September 24, 2012 @ 2:17 pm

Tim Cloud proclaimed on this day:

A new RC is what I wish for
But my Wife said I could spend no more
So here I sit sad look on my face
I guess I will have to wait to race
On September 24, 2012 @ 3:57 pm

Jose said this nonsense:

Hell yeah!
On September 24, 2012 @ 4:25 pm

Sam opened their gaping maw and spake:

There once was a man from Nantucket (Naperville actually),
Whose RC truck looked like a big bucket (of bolts).
His brasher friiends laughed, and made funny faces,
Till one day he came in with First Places!
On September 24, 2012 @ 4:34 pm

Sam said:

One,two, three four five,
Everyone listen up, come along let’s jive.
We got a savage, revo, jato, and rail,
But a Durango, arrma, duratrax or tiger would be swell!
On September 24, 2012 @ 4:38 pm

Charles proclaimed on this day:

As the leaves do fall
I see the need for basher
Leaves in air again
On September 24, 2012 @ 5:14 pm

ari rosenblum proclaimed on this day:

roses are red violets are blue i have a dead ext2. so dont hesitate to pick me while i wait cause if you do, ill be glad as can be.
On September 24, 2012 @ 5:30 pm

Andrew opened their gaping maw and spake:

Roses are red, violets are blue, big squid picked me, better luck next week for you
On September 24, 2012 @ 5:46 pm

multi-bash said:

A Haikou
Driving too quickly
Finger pulled hard, never brake
Where’d that tree come from
On September 24, 2012 @ 6:55 pm

Reaper's mouth spewed forth:

Here I sit all broken hearted,hope to win so I don’t feel so retarded.
On September 24, 2012 @ 6:57 pm

Loving woman attempted to articulate the following, but failed:

If I don’t win there will be great sorrow because my husband’s birthday is tomorrow.
On September 24, 2012 @ 7:12 pm

isaac opened their gaping maw and spake:

oh my
i wouldn’t wana buy
a free rc is what i want before i die
On September 24, 2012 @ 7:32 pm

Darth Dennis said:

When I was young I wanted an rc
But My parents wouldn’t buy one for me
I needed money no doubt
So I got a paper route

It was a few months later
That I was able to buy a Kyosho Raider
It was a while before I left the pit
Because it came as a kit

I raced up and down the block
Then I broke the servo saver on a rock
Off to Phil’s hobby shop I went
Just the beginning of all I spent

Now I’m a dad
It’s a lot of fun and not too bad
But what I now dream
Is for a new rc machine
On September 24, 2012 @ 7:55 pm

lance hopkins opened their gaping maw and spake:

wow a bunch of poets on here ohh it sounds so dear, people will do anything for free on here
On September 24, 2012 @ 8:49 pm

Gabe said:

Haikus are easy.
But sometimes they don’t make sense.
Free RC stuff.
On September 24, 2012 @ 10:07 pm

David broke a vow of silence to say:

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water,
Jack fell down and broke his crown
and Jill collapsed with laughter!
On September 24, 2012 @ 10:20 pm

george silliman said:

is it to late to enter for today ?
if not ill enter right away !
for the truck im about to win,
lets do this and begin !
On September 24, 2012 @ 10:21 pm

Ryan n. opened their gaping maw and spake:

Roses are red violets are blue squid are smelly and slimy to.
On September 24, 2012 @ 10:31 pm

Carl Burkhart said this nonsense:

There once was a squid from Nantucket
Whose RC CAR came home in a bucket…
Drove it like they stole it,
Had a lot of fun…
But they bashed it to pieces,
One for everyone
On September 24, 2012 @ 11:59 pm

Chris McBrayer opened their gaping maw and spake:

My name is Paco I live in a Hancho and earn 5 pesos a day.
I give my 5 pesos to Lucy who gives me a buggy and take my 5 pesos away. Now I need truck.
On September 25, 2012 @ 12:01 am

Chris McBrayer opened their gaping maw and spake:

Oh my buggys, trucks, and 1/5 scale. I only I had one.
On September 25, 2012 @ 1:15 am

David attempted to articulate the following, but failed:

There once was a squid named Id
He failed at all that he did
His trucks always broke
Always going up in smoke
And wasting all his parents cash
Which they’d rather spend on hash
His trucks grew quite old
In fact some had mold
And his mother threw them away
and said Id no more play!
With his lipos all puffy
And his nose oh so stuffy
He went to see the big squid
Who was not fond of Id
He said Id GO AWAY
I’ve no time for you today!
and Id ran and he cried
till his eyes spied
His other friend Cubby
Who might be a tad chubby
But Id doesn’t mind
in fact you will find
that Cubby is quite the lady killer
That joke is not filler.
But Cubby was kind
And saw Id wasn’t fine
So he thought up a plan
and boy it was grand
He’d give Id a new Basher
And say Id GO SMASH’ER
With old trucks in the grave
Our friend Id was saved!
And He and Cubby Bashed
and smashed till the cows came home.
THE END
On September 25, 2012 @ 2:14 am

Jude's mouth spewed forth:

Please pick me
So I can get a RC free.
On September 25, 2012 @ 6:35 am

Mike Singleton's mouth spewed forth:

need a new ride!
On September 25, 2012 @ 7:53 am

Gerrit Dumond said this nonsense:

Thanks Big Squid
On September 25, 2012 @ 8:30 am

Rick commented thusly:

RC is Great!
On September 25, 2012 @ 9:56 am

Taimur opened their gaping maw and spake:

…He kept all the best RCs in a bucket
When asked if he would share,
I talked me down with a fierce stare.
“I had to ask” Oh Squid I said to him,
but deny me from the winnings was how he brought me to task.
So through these words I offer my silent wish,
that he grant me an RC so he can continue to be my favorite dish.
Thank you oh Generous Squid,
Now email me of my winnings and I’ll tell everyone who did!
On September 25, 2012 @ 11:51 am

Geoff said:

My name is poncho
I bash a honcho
It falls a part everyday
I go to big squid
To try to win
A new basher for to bash today ……
On September 25, 2012 @ 3:22 pm

Laxal50 said:

free?
On September 26, 2012 @ 11:50 am

Jude broke a vow of silence to say:

I would love to win a RC car.
So please pull my name from the jar.
On September 26, 2012 @ 11:55 am

Jude proclaimed on this day:

Please let me win a RC car.
All you need to do is pull my name from the jar.

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